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Neds finally start passing Highers

After a concerted effort over a number of years the authorities have finally made the higher examinations easy enough for some neds to pass. For the last 50 years the pass rate has increased so that now over 99% of people sitting higher exams will pass, and this inevitably includes a few neds.

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Ned Alphabet…on your Android

As we all know in this day and age even the youngest of neds have top-end phones. Usually stolen on the bus or at the pub or at the bookies by uncle Boaby. And we also know that a lot of ned parents don’t have the time to teach their ned offspring how to speak, [...]

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